STATS

• Age: 99
• Sign: scorpi-OH!
• Location: pittsburgh
• Occupation: ballet teacher
• Tattoos: Rillakuma (relax bear) on each of my wrists and an old union slogan on the back of my arm.
• Piercings: Ear lobes 00, belly button.

Personal Profile

• What I’m Listening To: Songs; Ohia, Joanna Newsome, The Softies, Kylessa, Cub, Life Rocks, Frank Sinatra, Envy, Anti-Product, Go Sailor, Rilo Kiley, DSB, Guitar Wolf, Gang of Four, T-Rex, Defiance OhioA good selection, indeed.
• What I’m Reading: Jeanette Winterson, David
  Eggers, Sylvia Plath, and Adrienne Rich
• What I’m Eating: Spicey Indian food, burritos, Chinese take out, and good home cookin’.
• Movies I Watch Over and Over Again: An Affair to Remember, The Virgin Suicides, Lady and the Tramp, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
• The First Time: Is this an imperative real life situation you are obligated to remember? Because i sure dont.
• The Worst Time: It was hours long and he never came. It was SO bored!
• The Best Time: The times keep getting better and better. hehe
• Hidden Talents: Air hockey and batting cages.
• Favorite Tattoo/Piercing: Monroes and septums.
• My Masturbation Material: Tightey whiteys.
• I Totally Rule Because: I can bake like it’s noone’s business.
• I Kind of Suck Because: You can’t have me.
• I Totally Have a Crush On: Seiji from Guitar Wolf.
• Why I’m A Burning Angel: I need some good stories to tell my grandkids!