STATS

• Age: 77
• Sign: no u-turn
• Location: corner of your bed
• Occupation: being amazing
• Tattoos: puzzles, reminders, weapons, epitaphs, and the obligatory silly first one…
• Piercings: my mom always told me i didn’t need any more holes in my head. did i listen?

Personal Profile

• What I’m Listening To: the world outside my window. metro buses. good music. interesting conversation.
• What I’m Reading: anything and everything. i’m currently working on the raw shark texts and harry potter and the deathly hallows
• What I’m Eating: food. and lots of it.
• Movies I Watch Over and Over Again: empire records. memento. dangerous lives of altar boys. roll bounce. stranger than fiction.
• The First Time: he was huge and it hurt.
• The Worst Time: whenever he finishes and i don’t.
• The Best Time: soaks the sheets.
• Hidden Talents: come here and lemme show you.
• Favorite Tattoo/Piercing: i havent got it yet. all that you need to know is link is the man.
• My Masturbation Material: daydreams. dirty talk. the x-files.
• I Totally Rule Because: i’m amazing from team better than you. pretentious? maybe. mistaken? not so much.
• I Kind of Suck Because: i have no gag reflex.
• I Totally Have a Crush On: jewish boys. flight of the conchords.
• Why I’m A Burning Angel: cause i’m hot and i like getting paid for it.