STATS

• Age: 25… and I will remain this age for the next 30 years
• Sign: 12-25-80… I’m a Capricorn
• Location: Brooklyn NY and Los Angeles California
• Occupation: I own this fucking website!
• Tattoos: If I get one, then I cant be buried in a Jewish Cemetary!
• Piercings: Gauges in my ears, I took the rest out.

Personal Profile

• What I’m Listening To: Theo and the Skyscrapers, The Sounds, Gang of Four, Har Mar Superstar, Arcade Fire, Stellastar, The Knife, The Pixies, The Transplants, The Bronx, Refused, Morrissey, The Misfits, Interpol, The Libertines, Pinback, Black Flag, Hot Snakes, David Bowie, MIA, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Danzig, Trail of Dead, Blonde Redhead, Blood Brothers, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Death from Above, Faith No More, Gwen Stefani, My Chemical Romance, Bloc Party
• What I’m Reading: Last Exit to Brooklyn, Disco Bloodbath
• What I’m Eating: Yogurt, lattes, Chex, Peanut Butter, Pastrami, Swiss Cheese, Strawberries, Pineapples, and Roasted Red Pepper Hummus
• Movies I Watch Over and Over Again: Nacho Libre. Ok, well I only saw it once but I really liked it and I fully intend on seeing it again. Lewd Conduct 27. Curb Your Enthusiasm (it’s not a movie but I watch it incessantly)
• The First Time: Was with someone 7 years older than me, who was certainly not doing it for his first time.
• The Worst Time: He was on so much cocaine that his dick couldnt get hard. Does that even count as sex?
• The Best Time: James Deen
• Hidden Talents: I can stick every utensil i have in my kitchen in my ass.
• Favorite Tattoo/Piercing: My newest one. Its a pin up girl that says “daddy’s little princess” on it. Isn’t that just so wrong?
• My Masturbation Material: Lewd Conduct 27, James Deen, Pixie and Tommy Pistol’s scene in Joanna’s Angels 2.
• I Totally Rule Because: I have a nice rack, i have a chapter written in Naked Ambition, AND i have a college degree.
• I Kind of Suck Because: I can’t carry anything, i always forget to charge my cell phone. im a workaholic, i waste money, i cry a lot, I puke when i deep throat, I forget to update my blog a lot I am terrible at calling people back, i like hanging out in LA even though it’s not that cool, i take on too many things at once, and the oil in my car really has to be changed.
• I Totally Have a Crush On: James Deen
• Why I’m A Burning Angel: Because it would be insanely hypocritical if I wasn’t. Don’t you think?